Halloween: The kids are scared of ghosts and monsters. The adults are scaredif they don’t give out candy.
Dan of the Day Archive - 10/2010
When that woman rides by on her bike I swear I can hear someone playing
They sayis addictive, but I have ingested, snorted and smoked the stuff with nary a craving.
If it’s true, then yes, grape minds think alike.
Ibut you’re welcome to the Doritos in the pantry.
have two evil goals: 1) inconvenience those who put clothes in, and 2) keep the clothes from escaping.
If you’re ever surrounded by a pack of wild dogs, just pretend you have fleas so they’ll feel bad for you.
If eyes areto the soul, then you shouldn’t open them because what if flies come in?
You know what you can never find when you need one?
Iwho are flip-floppers. Who can resist comfortable footwear?