I’ll bet Zorro wouldn’t have slashed his initial on everything if his name were Gorro instead.
Dan of the Day Archive - 8/2010
8.30.2010
Could be wrong, but I’m guessing one of the 7 habits of highly effective people is not nose picking.
8.27.2010
Forget the video console in an arena, I think Jumbotron would be a really good name for a Transformer.
8.26.2010
I’m thinking of switching to cloth diapers but I can’t find any my size.
8.25.2010
If I could be any animal in the world, I would be Cookie Monster.
8.24.2010
Did you know Indiana Jones and Han Solo are actually the same person?! The wonders of time travel never cease to amaze me.
8.23.2010
In Germany, nobody says gesundheit when you sneeze. Instead, they call out, “Health!” in English.
8.20.2010
If you’re going to beg to differ with me, you’d better actually grovel.
8.19.2010
My boss says they don’t pay us to goof off. I say he doesn’t know how to write an accurate job description.
8.18.2010
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Prince is from Minneapolis.
