I’m not really proactive –
Dan of the Day Archive - 7/2010
If it weren’t forI would strongly consider going insane. Those guys get away with murder.
Whenrub their hands maniacally, they’re actually just putting on lotion.
If ignorance is bliss,person in the world.
My mother used to tell us to do things “for Pete’s sake.” Years later I found out
I don’t want to hear about your inner child,
If I had wings,flit above the treetops, and strafe the couples kissing in the park.
For some reason, the Be-good-or-we’ll-sell-you-to-the-Gypsies threat works on the kids, but not the cat.don’t buy cats.
My manager chewed me out for not doing my job right. Which is hypocritical, becausewhen he hired me.
After months of flight schoolI suddenly realized that I was not, in fact, being trained to be a pirate.