Why do flies suddenly appear every time you are near? Unlike me, they long to be close to you.
Dan of the Day Archive - 6/2010
6.29.2010
the day I saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it.
6.28.2010
I’m glad I don’t have a light bulb over my head, because I would have gotten in trouble every time I was told, “Now, don’t get any ideas.”
6.25.2010
Sometimes it is so hard to not look both ways when crossing a one-way street.
6.24.2010
Objects in motion tend to be my children. Or was it the other way around? Hold still so I can think straight!
6.23.2010
Okay, I’ll be honest with you. Ha! Tricked you again!
6.22.2010
The nice thing about virgin olive oil is you know it’s not going to reproduce.
6.21.2010
I hate Monday. We should get rid of it. And replace it with another Tuesday.
6.18.2010
In his first blunder as a supervillian, Dr Croc mistakenly referred to his cretins as “croutons.”
6.17.2010
If you don’t like someone, wait until they are wearing purple, then stomp on them and say, “I thought you were a grape!”
