Why do flies suddenly appear every time you are near? Unlike me,
Dan of the Day Archive - 6/2010
the day I saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it.
I’m gladover my head, because I would have gotten in trouble every time I was told, “Now, don’t get any ideas.”
both ways when crossing a one-way street.
Objects in motion tend to be my children. Or was it the other way around?
Okay, I’ll be honest with you.
The nice thing about virgin olive oil is
We should get rid of it. And replace it with another Tuesday.
InDr Croc mistakenly referred to his cretins as “croutons.”
If you don’t like someone, wait until they are wearing purple, then stomp on them and say,