He suffers from formidologophobia, which is a fear of words that describe fears, but I wouldn’t tell him that if I were you.
Dan of the Day Archive - 5/2010 - page 2
5.11.2010
I’ll bet Satan is tired of having people come to him after they die and saying, “What the hell?”
5.10.2010
I’m pretty sure I could get a big record contract based solely on my Guitar Hero skills.
5.7.2010
How can we, as a nation, claim responsibility for American cheese? If we’re going to pretend it’s cheese, let’s call it Al Qaeda cheese.
5.6.2010
I’ll admit it, popcorn – those little bits of shell in my teeth are a pretty annoying defense mechanism.
5.5.2010
There comes a point where caffeine can’t keep you awake anymore and you fall into an uneasy sleep. I call that “the time I rolled the car.”
5.4.2010
I tried to tell him he was actually anti-semantic, not anti-Semitic, but he can’t be bothered with details like that.
5.3.2010
Ah, May – In like a lime, out like a lamp. Or maybe that was March.