Dan of the Day Archive - 5/2010

If you fly past me on the open freeway, and two minutes later I fly past you, it’s because I’m using cruise control, and you’re driving like an idiot.

That trip to Spain might have gone better if I’d known more Spanish. I’d hoped I could just get by with, “¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!”