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Dan of the Day Archive - 5/2010
Once I tried to rob an armored car only to discover that it was an ambulance. I made offand 3 bags of saline solution.
What doesmean? I’ll tell you later.
This Father’s Day, rememberin Cloud City on Bespin.
I’m going to tell you this as gently as I can – I hate you, your cat,
If you fly past me on the open freeway, and two minutes later I fly past you, it’s because I’m using cruise control, and
because I care.
That trip to Spain might have gone better if I’d known more Spanish. I’d hoped I could just get by with,
How many times do I have to tell youis a term of endearment?
My daughter wanted to name the baby Candy Bar, but I told her no way,