If someone you know has a serious illness, be sensitive: don’t make jokes. And yes,is a real disease.
Dan of the Day Archive - 4/2010 - page 2
A funny joke would be topaper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”
“You’re probably wondering why I asked you all to come here today.” Nope. I’m wondering
is that some say it’s really hot and some say it’s really cold, so do you take a coat or not?
Why isso formal? If I were emperor, I’d be like, “T-shirt and jeans for me, but the rest of you have to wear tuxedos.”
Well, you should trust me. Why would Iif I was?
I find the sound of the ocean relaxing. The seashells duct taped to my ears? Not so much.
I’m changingto Comma, just because it will really confuse people when I say my name is Dan Comma Florence.
No, I said stick-figure salary. We’ll be paying you incash.
Want to waste your time selling overpriced junk so a guy way up the chain can get rich? No,scheme. Yes, it is selling drugs. Reply soon.