Nah,I’m just angry sometimes.
Dan of the Day Archive - 4/2010
What could befloor, right? Except now all my furniture slides into the middle of the room.
Is any one else a little creeped out byare watching us all right this minute?
Those legs, those thighs, those breasts… Be gone, fowl temptress!
My 9th grade science teacher taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned:is a protozoa that moves using pseudopodia.
Next you’re going to tell me that chocolate-covered cheese sticks deep-fried in bacon grease are not a healthy snack. I hate this diet.
The more of those garden gnomes you buy,their army and destroy us all.
When the weather’s bad I like to curl up by the fire with some hot chocolate. And then burn things.
You say, “You idiot! Why did you push my new carlike it’s a bad thing.