Johnny was an unruly, disgruntled child, but I was always ruly and gruntled.
Dan of the Day Archive - 3/2010 - page 2
3.12.2010
If you want to impress a girl, play a 2-player board game with her and win over and over until she gives up.
3.11.2010
Sometimes I wonder if Star Trek is even real.
3.10.2010
Obscure Medical Fact #92: A genetic trait makes certain people incapable of pronouncing the word “crayon” correctly.
New Random Thought Link
March 9th, 2010Check out my new Random Thought link, which will pull up a random Dan of the Day! It’s a great way to discover old thoughts you may have missed. There’s a Random Thought button in the right column, and a link in the navigation section at the top and/or bottom of each post.
Try it out: Random Thought
Please click “Like” for your favorites. I like to know which ones people like best.
3.8.2010
I haven’t lost my mind, I just put it away because it can’t handle what’s about to happen.
3.5.2010
Mary Poppins had a bag of holding.
3.4.2010
We would probably win a lot more sales if we had corporate cheerleaders.
3.3.2010
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why am I talking to inanimate objects again?
3.2.2010
My rental required a “nonrefundable pet deposit.” Shouldn’t that say, “fee?”
