Before we met in person,I mean, who names a girl Alicia?
Dan of the Day Archive - 3/2010
I don’t believe in egotism, so it doesn’t exist.
There should be a symbol in math for “mightier than,” as in, “50 is mightier than 73.”
If you ever play hide and seekbe sure you are the seeker, or you will be hiding for a LONG time.
I have threein life: being trapped underwater, and not being able to count things correctly.
I’ve come to the conclusion thatis actually one enormous spaceship.
Elephants would be a lot funnier if they had giant macaroni coming out of their faces instead of tusks.
If I had a choice between self-deprecation and self-decapitation, I would choose the ladder.
Why do I keep getting asked how many people it takes to screw inFor the last time, I DON’T WORK IN FACILITIES MANAGEMENT.
I’m glad most people don’t have the same excrement habits as dogs.