Before we met in person, I had no idea she was a woman. I mean, who names a girl Alicia?
Dan of the Day Archive - 3/2010
3.29.2010
I don’t believe in egotism, so it doesn’t exist.
3.26.2010
There should be a symbol in math for “mightier than,” as in, “50 is mightier than 73.”
3.25.2010
If you ever play hide and seek with a donut, be sure you are the seeker, or you will be hiding for a LONG time.
3.24.2010
I have three debilitating fears in life: being trapped underwater, and not being able to count things correctly.
3.22.2010
I’ve come to the conclusion that Las Vegas is actually one enormous spaceship.
3.19.2010
Elephants would be a lot funnier if they had giant macaroni coming out of their faces instead of tusks.
See how funny? Tee hee. Let's sign a petition. We want macaroni tusks!
3.18.2010
If I had a choice between self-deprecation and self-decapitation, I would choose the ladder. I like ladders.
3.17.2010
Why do I keep getting asked how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb? For the last time, I DON’T WORK IN FACILITIES MANAGEMENT.
3.16.2010
I’m glad most people don’t have the same excrement habits as dogs.
