If you’re ever in my neck of the woods, get out! You’re choking me!
Dan of the Day Archive - 2/2010
2.25.2010
Why do for yourself what you could teach a kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?
2.24.2010
I know the hand sock was invented a long time ago, but I made one with spots for each individual digit. I call it the finger sock.
2.23.2010
IMO, people who say IMHO are lying about the H part.
2.22.2010
Medical Fact #971: When you become a real estate agent you turn to wax.
2.19.2010
I’m not riding your coattails, I’m pointing at them and laughing.
2.17.2010
I wish people had antlers, because I’m sure they would make bar fights a lot more entertaining.
2.16.2010
Mattress labels are commonly misunderstood. They say, “Not to be removed EXCEPT BY CONSUMER.” So if you take it off you have to eat it.
2.15.2010
Someday I hope to found a company that is as universally famous as Acme.
2.12.2010
A good rule of thumb is to not poke people in the eye with it.
