If you’re ever in my neck of the woods, get out! You’re choking me!
2.25.2010
Why do for yourself what you could teach a kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?
2.24.2010
I know the hand sock was invented a long time ago, but I made one with spots for each individual digit. I call it the finger sock.
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2.17.2010
I wish people had antlers, because I’m sure they would make bar fights a lot more entertaining.
2.16.2010
Mattress labels are commonly misunderstood. They say, “Not to be removed EXCEPT BY CONSUMER.” So if you take it off you have to eat it.
2.15.2010
Some day I hope to found a company that is as universally famous as Acme.
