If you’re ever in my neck of the woods, get out! You’re choking me!
Dan of the Day Archive - 2/2010
Why do for yourself what you could teach a kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?
I knowwas invented a long time ago, but I made one with spots for each individual digit. I call it
IMO, people who say IMHO are lying about the H part.
Medical Fact #971: When you become a real estate agent
I’m not ridingI’m pointing at them and laughing.
I wishbecause I’m sure they would make bar fights a lot more entertaining.
Mattress labels are commonly misunderstood. They say,So if you take it off you have to eat it.
Someday I hope to found a company that is as universally
A good rule of thumb is to notwith it.