Baseball bat use #9: remote control.
Dan of the Day Archive - 1/2010 - page 2
1.14.2010
Sometimes I raise the white flag, but then surprise! it’s actually cream-colored. Ha, ha, suckers!
1.13.2010
I can’t even tell you how disappointed I was to learn that the International House of Pancakes is not, in fact, made of pancakes.
1.12.2010
If you ever swallow iron filings, you can move your stomach around with a magnet. Then you should go to the hospital. I should know.
1.11.2010
To be removed from this mailing list, go jump off a tall building.
1.8.2010
When I grow up I want to be a blacksmith; play with fire, hit stuff, make swords, and drop anvils on people.
1.7.2010
Baseball bat use #23: gavel.
1.6.2010
If you were learning another language, wouldn’t you want to be taught by a talking pineapple and singing skeletons?
1.4.2010
They say misery loves company, so I do my best to send people his way.