“Made from Scratch.” Isn’t that the devil? These are devil cookies!
January, 2010
1.28.2010
When I see a James Earl Jones documentary, I can’t help but expect imperial stormtroopers to come kick the crap out of Lincoln or whoever.
1.25.2010
A good form of transportation would be to grease up the bottom of your feet and glide on top of power lines.
1.22.2010
I got caught toilet papering my neighbor’s house and they pressed charges. Can you believe that? Maybe I shouldn’t have lit it on fire.
1.21.2010
If you want to put your kids’ minds at ease on the subject, tell them death is just an alien abduction you never come back from.
1.19.2010
When you stop and really take a look around yourself, it’s amazing how many things you see that look like a butt.
1.18.2010
A good experiment would be to put someone in a maze that has no way out. Heh.
