“Made from Scratch.”These are devil cookies!
Dan of the Day Archive - 1/2010
When I see a James Earl Jones documentary, I can’t help butkick the crap out of Lincoln or whoever.
I hope Judgment Day goes better than
The eggplant is actually a fruit. Yup.
A good form of transportation would be to
I got caught toilet papering my neighbor’s house and they pressed charges. Can you believe that? Maybe I shouldn’t have lit it on fire.
If you want to put your kids’ minds at ease on the subject, tell them death is justyou never come back from.
Brevity isPus is the soul of a zit.
When you stop and really take a look around yourself, it’s amazing
A good experiment would be tothat has no way out. Heh.