Wisdom gleaned from the warning on a cotton swab box:
“Do not enter ear canal.” I don’t think I could fit even if I tried.
Less known than the common sparrow iswhich sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.
If I had, people would stop talking about their druthers.
I like chili con carne. Forthat means, “chili with carne.”
There’s a chemical in turkey that makes me want to
Are the wazoo and the yin yang the same thing? Both always have things coming out of them.
I want to DJ high school dances just soand laugh at the kids who try to slow dance. Then I’ll play Free Bird.
Once this guy asked me to stop, so I put him under citizen’s arrest. Turns out he was a cop. A jerk cop.
The Apollowas an obvious hoax. C’mon, everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.
Charles Manson used Beatles songs for evil, but I use them for good. I gave a