Dan of the Day Archive - 2009 - page 2

Less known than the common sparrow is the uncommon sparrow, which sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.

Uncommon Sparrow
Orig. images from http://www.flickr.com/photos/foxypar4/2848069486/in/set-72157600200020497/ http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hair-mohawk-clown-colors.jpg

I want to DJ high school dances just so I can play Stairway to Heaven and laugh at the kids who try to slow dance. Then I’ll play Free Bird.