Wisdom gleaned from the warning on a cotton swab box:
“Do not enter ear canal.” I don’t think I could fit even if I tried.
12.3.2009
Less known than the common sparrow is the uncommon sparrow, which sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.
Orig. images from http://www.flickr.com/photos/foxypar4/2848069486/in/set-72157600200020497/ http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hair-mohawk-clown-colors.jpg
12.2.2009
If I had my druthers, people would stop talking about their druthers.
Orig. image from http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Drum_(container).jpg
12.1.2009
I like chili con carne. For those of you who don’t understand Spanish, that means, “chili with carne.”
