Wisdom gleaned from the warning on a cotton swab box:
“Do not enter ear canal.” I don’t think I could fit even if I tried.
Dan of the Day Archive - 12/2009 - page 2
12.3.2009
Less known than the common sparrow is the uncommon sparrow, which sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.
12.2.2009
If I had my druthers, people would stop talking about their druthers.
12.1.2009
I like chili con carne. For those of you who don’t understand Spanish, that means, “chili with carne.”