Today a guy in traffic yelled to me that my headlight was out. So I did what any normal person would do and threw a tire iron at his car.
December, 2009
12.21.2009
Are business meetings largely a waste of time? Let’s hold a meeting to discuss.
12.18.2009
I defy you to name a single song that would not be better with a “cha-cha-cha!” at the end.
12.16.2009
One smart cookie? No thanks. I’ll have three smart cookies. Nom, nom, nom.
Orig. image from http://www.flickr.com/photos/21309047@N00/2358338530
12.15.2009
I’d like to live in a zoo: eat, sleep, beat my chest now and then, embarrass myself in front of onlookers… Dang, that’s my life already.
12.14.2009
Who would win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Batman? Batman, because Bruce Lee is dead.
12.11.2009
TV is like crack; it’s highly addictive, it comes from Columbia, and you buy it on the street. Maybe it was coffee. Yeah, TV is like coffee.
12.8.2009
Fine. If the city won’t plow the snow off my street, I’m buying a Zamboni.
