There’s a chemical in turkey that makes me want to
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2009
Are the wazoo and the yin yang the same thing? Both always have things coming out of them.
I want to DJ high school dances just soand laugh at the kids who try to slow dance. Then I’ll play Free Bird.
Once this guy asked me to stop, so I put him under citizen’s arrest. Turns out he was a cop. A jerk cop.
The Apollowas an obvious hoax. C’mon, everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.
Charles Manson used Beatles songs for evil, but I use them for good. I gave a
Admit it – you’ve fantasized about fighting traffic
Science: the process of systematically trying to convince yourself and others that you have
If you quit your job and move to Germany, you are expected to send your former coworkers chocolate. You hear that Eric? LOTS OF CHOCOLATE.
Obscure Medical Fact #202:are multiple personality disorder of the hair.