I’ve considered moving to Atlantis, but I don’t think I could handle the humidity.
Dan of the Day Archive - 10/2009 - page 2
10.19.2009
Do you ever see the word “coworker” and think “cow orker?”
10.16.2009
If someone holds a door for you when you’re too far away, stop and tie your shoe. If they don’t wait, shout, “Thanks for nothing!”
10.15.2009
If I were gravity, I would reverse myself every once in a while, just for fun.
10.14.2009
Some people like clean jokes, but I don’t think cleanliness is a laughing matter.
10.13.2009
If life is a multiple-choice test, I’m just trying to spell out words with my answers. DEADCABDADBADBABE
10.12.2009
Columbus Day is a farce. There’s no way I’m going to celebrate some city in Ohio.
10.9.2009
I’ll be honest – talk about the food chain makes me really hungry for a chain made out of food.
I'm at the end of the food chain! (Chains don't have a top.)
10.8.2009
I tried financial modeling, but I got tired of always wearing suits and ties for the photo shoots.
10.6.2009
I hope they never invent a pill that makes you smaller, because what if you accidentally overdose and someone steps on you?