Dan of the Day Archive - 10/2009

When I was a kid, we would always play house. That was pretty boring, since houses can’t move or talk. Tag was way better. Freeze tag.

Talking Houses
Orig. image from http://www.flickr.com/photos/diegocupolo/3676975721

October 22nd, 2009

The first Dan of the Day was inflicted on the world April 22, 2009. In celebration of keeping this thing going for six whole months, here are a few of my personal favorites from those early days.

I want an army of motorcycles, mechanics and ants. Then I’ll take over the world.

If you’re having a really bad day, just remember: The world isn’t out to get you. The problem is you and your stupid ugly face.

You know what’s more neglected than third-world countries? Second-world countries. You never hear about those guys.

They say if you knew what’s in a hot dog you’d never eat one again. I say if hot dogs knew we eat them they’d kill us all in the night.

When I was a kid we had a Halloween candle with a red pumpkin on it. Who knew pumpkins were red in China? Also, why did mom ever buy that?