I bought some South African racing trees, but I still can’t tell which one is winning.
Looks to me like they’re both still at the starting line.
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9.15.2009
Dan of the Day Archive - 9/2009 - page 2
9.14.2009
Obscure Medical Fact #2: Pound for pound, humans weigh as much as horses.
9.11.2009
When solicitors come calling, I invite them in and try to sell stuff to them.
9.10.2009
I saw a sign that said, “Drink and drive, go to jail,” but I don’t take orders from signs.
9.9.2009
A picture is worth a thousand words, but my teacher wouldn’t accept my doodles as a book report. That was like 50,000 words!
9.8.2009
I used to have a hula girl on my dashboard but she finally left. Fine by me. She was blocking my view of the road.
9.2.2009
I wear 3D glasses all the time now, because you never know when you might come across something that’s in 3D.
9.1.2009
I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”
