I always thought of Bugs Bunny as more of a rabbit than a bunny.
September, 2009
9.29.2009
A good way to create a secure password is to make an acronym from your favorite song. Mine is OMhafEIEIO.
9.25.2009
I’m going to attach a fake third leg to my hip. Then I’ll ask everyone to do things for me. “Bad leg, you know.”
9.24.2009
Everyone always tries to avoid the hot seat, but wouldn’t it be kind of nice in the winter?
9.23.2009
What the world really needs is a sport that makes extensive use of spatulas.
9.22.2009
If you took all the water bottles used each year in the U.S. and stacked them end to end, they would fall over.
9.21.2009
I’ve heard you can grow diamonds, but nothing has come up in my garden yet.
9.17.2009
People make fun of me for always wearing a welding mask, but when the sun goes supernova I’ll have the last laugh!
9.16.2009
Am I the only one who has a hard time telling the difference between a pogo stick and a jackhammer? My floor will never be the same.
