I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.
8.13.2009
Paul Bunyan vs. Godzilla – bet on the guy with the flame-retardant flannel.
8.11.2009
I like the fable of Little Red, Red Robin Hood, where he’s bob, bob, bobbin’ along, stealing from the rich to see his grandmother.
8.10.2009
When you leave a job you should always try leaving a dummy at your desk. If you’re lucky, they’ll keep sending you paychecks.
8.5.2009
I know someone who graduated from high school in the 80s, but her bangs are still stuck there.
8.3.2009
Food-supply warfare secret weapon: hybrid clones of Kobayashi crossed with the Hamburgler.
