I set a home run record in tee ball, despite all the heckling. “Get off the field, jerk!” “This is a kid’s league!” etc.
Dan of the Day Archive - 8/2009
8.28.2009
Something about a woman in roller skates and short shorts makes me think, “She’s going to have some amazing scabs.”
8.27.2009
8.26.2009
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, but what I’d really like is some postvention.
8.25.2009
8.24.2009
Mankind’s next evolutionary step: less digestive gas.
8.21.2009
“Ignore it and it will go away.” Yeah, right. Now I have TWENTY cop cars behind me and they’re laying road spikes.
8.19.2009
I’m inattentive to verbal requests due to past hearing damage. That, and I don’t want to do what you’re asking me to do.
8.18.2009
8.17.2009
When trying to get something out of reach, I have tried both the Force and “Go-Go-Gadget Arms!” but neither seem to work.