I set a home run record in, despite all the heckling. “Get off the field, jerk!” “This is a kid’s league!” etc.
Dan of the Day Archive - 8/2009
Something about aand short shorts makes me think, “She’s going to have some amazing scabs.”
Instead of, “Take me to your leader,” I think the first thing aliens would say is, “Can I use your bathroom?”
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, but what I’d really like is some postvention.
Mankind’s next evolutionary step:.
“Ignore it and it will go away.” Yeah, right. Now I haveand they’re laying road spikes.
I’m inattentive to verbal requests due to past hearing damage. That, and I don’t want to do what you’re asking me to do.
Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.
When trying to get something out of reach, I have tried bothand but neither seem to work.