Dan of the Day Archive - 8/2009

Instead of, “Take me to your leader,” I think the first thing aliens would say is, “Can I use your bathroom?”

Klaatu offers a gift in exchange for restroom privileges.

Klaatu offers a gift in exchange for restroom privileges. There aren't a lot of pit stops in space.

Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.

Ronald McDonald

Is it just me, or is Ronald putting on some weight? Looks like he's been keeping all the hamburgers to himself.