Janitors – If you stop rushing me out of the bathroom so you can clean, I’ll stop throwing wet toilet paper at the ceiling.
July, 2009
7.29.2009
If you’re having trouble with sleeping during business meetings, just try some earplugs.
7.28.2009
Obscure Medical Fact #31: Alien parasites’ preferred exit point is the belly button.
7.27.2009
Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.
7.21.2009
No Dan of the Day today, I’m all out of funny. And powdered sugar. Do you have any I could borrow?
7.20.2009
People stand and wait for the microwave to finish beeping because all the real cooking happens in those last seconds.
7.17.2009
The economy is really getting bad. The other day I saw an empty turtle shell with a “foreclosed” sign taped to the side.
Original image courtesy of Jim Mason, gpnc.org
7.15.2009
Manicures are for men, womanicures are for women, pedicures are for dogs and cats. No idea what epicures are good for.
