To see whether people are human or not, sometimes I offer them chocolate. If they eat the wrapper, NOT human.
June, 2009
6.9.2009
The scrt. to brev. is abbrev. Als., don’t b. rdndnt. or rpt. yrslf. And don’t rmbl. on whn. the pnt. has alrdy. bn. mde.
6.5.2009
I’ve started shaping my eyebrows like women do. Well, not exactly like women – my goal is to look more evil.
6.4.2009
If one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, I want to meet the guy who throws away diamonds and gold. And rob him blind.
6.2.2009
If something happens to our planet, Jupiter seems like a nice place to live. I’d buy a house on the big red oval.
