To see whether people are human or not, sometimes I offer them chocolate. If they eat the wrapper, NOT human.
Dan of the Day Archive - 6/2009 - page 2
The scrt. to brev. is abbrev. Als., don’t b. rdndnt. or rpt. yrslf. And don’t rmbl. on whn. the pnt. has alrdy. bn. mde.
The Korean word for rain is “pee.”
I’ve started shaping my eyebrows like women do. Well, not exactly like women – my goal is to look more evil.
If one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, I want to meet the guy who throws away diamonds and gold. And rob him blind.
If at first you don’t succeed, HA HA!
If something happens to our planet, Jupiter seems like a nice place to live. I’d buy a house on the big red oval.
Sandwiches. Need I say more?