Obscure Medical Fact #384: Every time you sneeze you lose part of your brain.
May, 2009
5.28.2009
In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.
5.27.2009
Shouldn’t we have flying cars by now? I knew those sci-fi guys were full of crap.
5.21.2009
I told her, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry,” but she still demanded an apology.
5.20.2009
Contrary to popular belief, no swimsuit-clad women were giant-sized by nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. That was Johnston Island.
5.19.2009
Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.
5.18.2009
Instead of a vacuum, I invested in a horde of ravaging ants. They keep the place clean, I stay off their carpet.
5.15.2009
I wanted to fly to Australia to see if their toilets drain backwards, but my sister told me to just look it up online. Good point, really.
