Obscure Medical Fact #384: Every time you sneeze you lose part of your brain.
Dan of the Day Archive - 5/2009
In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.
Shouldn’t we have flying cars by now? I knew those sci-fi guys were full of crap.
One leading cause of uneven tire wear is driving in circles. Probably.
I’m growing an Amish beard. Sorry, guys – you can’t have all the fun.
I told her, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry,” but she still demanded an apology.
Contrary to popular belief, no swimsuit-clad women were giant-sized by nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. That was Johnston Island.
Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.
Instead of a vacuum, I invested in a horde of ravaging ants. They keep the place clean, I stay off their carpet.
I wanted to fly to Australia to see if their toilets drain backwards, but my sister told me to just look it up online. Good point, really.