Today a guy in traffic yelled to me that my headlight was out. So I did what any normal person would do and threwat his car.
Dan of the Day Archive - 2009
Arelargely a waste of time? Let’s hold a meeting to discuss.
I defy you to name a single song that would not be better with aat the end.
Baseball bat use #78:
One smart cookie? No thanks. I’ll haveNom, nom, nom.
I’d like to live in a zoo: eat, sleep, beat my chest now and then, embarrass myself in front of onlookers… Dang, that’s my life already.
Who would win in a fight between Bruce Lee andbecause Bruce Lee is dead.
it’s highly addictive, it comes from Columbia, and you buy it on the street. Maybe it was coffee. Yeah, TV is like coffee.
backwards is nocab. Think about it.
Fine. If the city won’t plow the snow off my street, I’m buying a Zamboni.