Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:55:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Crayns http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/crayns/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/crayns/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:55:29 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=1285 Obscure Medical Fact #92: A genetic trait makes certain people incapable of pronouncing the word “crayon” correctly.

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Try it out: Random Thought

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Mary Poppins Bag of Holding

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Snow White Talking to the Mirror

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]]> http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/my-neck-of-the-woods/feed/ 0 Why Do Yourself http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/why-do-yourself/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/why-do-yourself/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:53:00 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=1217 Why do yourself what you can teach a kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

Kid Robot Monkey

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