Comments for Dan of the Day

Comment on Hormone Medication by dranthonykstevens

dranthonykstevens — Thu, 17 May 2012 19:56:11 +0000

How coincidental, an ad today asked, “Don’t you want to look like this” and showed a young woman with big breasts. NO I DO NOT

Comment on The Boy Who Cried Wolves by Purvis

Purvis — Fri, 11 May 2012 21:14:46 +0000

That’s a pretty awesome thought.

Comment on Pretty Please by Flimtonius

Flimtonius — Sat, 05 May 2012 02:44:32 +0000

Are there adults out there who are not grown? Maybe Oompa Loompas and Munchkins? If so, is it pretty with a cherry when they say it?

Comment on Better Tomorrow by Administrator

Administrator — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:33:05 +0000

I’d just be happy if Elephant’s had Macaroni tusks. That would be a better tomorrow… …

Comment on Garden Gnome Army by Administrator

Administrator — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:24:41 +0000

You’ve got lame friends. I like fast friends, with lots of guts and guns, and an unending love and loyalty to me and my itnerests. This way, that friend kills all the Gnomes (or dies trying) before I am ever in harms way… Sure, these friends are hard to find, but they are SOOOO worth it.

Comment on Eating Leaves by dranthonykstevens

dranthonykstevens — Thu, 03 May 2012 02:22:49 +0000

Nice try, I put leaves and salad on the table and say take your pick. Salad wins 3 out of 5??????

Comment on Burying Explosives by dranthonykstevens

dranthonykstevens — Thu, 03 May 2012 02:17:30 +0000

No way, I have never seen a woman play mime games

Comment on New Mexico Names by Flimtonius

Flimtonius — Tue, 01 May 2012 03:01:24 +0000

Or as the car dealers would name them: New and Certified Pre-owned.

Comment on New Mexico Names by dranthonykstevens

dranthonykstevens — Tue, 01 May 2012 01:51:29 +0000

Yes, as my friend from the islands said, “these are my sons, nu and nu nu”

Comment on Garden Gnome Army by Dan of the Day

Dan of the Day — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:57:24 +0000

Yes, a buddy who is slower than you – so anything dangerous will get them before it can get you.