People come quicklybut leave quickly when you keep screaming. Screaming is fun.
I’ll betcould make a kickin’ jazz album.
What is itthat makes them such a poor underarm deodorant?
What’s more rude? Spitting on someone’s floor, or not havingwhere a dude might feel like spitting?
Every day, write, “Be awesome,” on your to do list. That way you always have at least one thingas done every night.
I can never remember – are you supposed toor exercise your demons?
Help save the earth by getting your office toBurn every last piece.
Kids’ music should have suggestive lyrics. Stuff like, “Why not go clean your room?” or,so daddy can sleep.”
Apparently people now thinkand make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.