Instead ofan hour, can we all just agree to set them back an hour for the next 23 days?
I can’t believe I completelyabout the Academy Awards.
Comedians who take credit for others’ work are shameless. The least you could do is acknowledge me for inventing
Rocks aren’t very good pets because if you throw them at someone you can get in a lot of trouble. Never had that
need real winter events like snow shoveling and windshield scraping. Also, they need to be at my house every time it snows.
There’s a farm outside my city that breeds miniature cattle. And now you know wherecomes from.
The best thing inThe second best is using cruise control on a straight road and putting your hands and feet in the air.
Whenever people say things like @^#$&*!how to pronounce it.
Until youin another man’s shoes, you won’t know for sure if you got away with stealing them.
Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenseswhen you press the eject button.