I never really thought about it before, but the thing that made Al really weird was that electrical cord coming out of the back of his neck.
2.3.2010
I write “For Sale – $600″ on the windows of random cars and include my senator’s home phone number.
2.2.2010
Have you ever committed suicide because your favorite sports team lost? Yeah, me neither.
2.1.2010
After I eat, I’d feel a lot better if you would hug me and pat my back until I burp.
1.28.2010
When I see a James Earl Jones documentary, I can’t help but expect imperial stormtroopers to come kick the crap out of Lincoln or whoever.
