9.3.2010

If you think you’ve got another thing coming, well, you’ve got another thing coming.

9.1.2010

I can’t carry a tune in a bucket. Frankly, a bucket is not a very good container for one.

8.31.2010

I’ll bet Zorro wouldn’t have slashed his initial on everything if his name were Gorro instead.

8.30.2010

Could be wrong, but I’m guessing one of the 7 habits of highly effective people is not nose picking.

8.27.2010

Forget the video console in an arena, I think Jumbotron would be a really good name for a Transformer.

8.26.2010

I’m thinking of switching to cloth diapers but I can’t find any my size.

8.25.2010

If I could be any animal in the world, I would be Cookie Monster.

8.24.2010

Did you know Indiana Jones and Han Solo are actually the same person?! The wonders of time travel never cease to amaze me.

8.23.2010

In Germany, nobody says gesundheit when you sneeze. Instead, they call out, “Health!” in English.

8.20.2010

If you’re going to beg to differ with me, you’d better actually grovel.