Dan's Funny Shirts that Nobody Buys

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

$16.95

I could rake my leaves, or I could just wait for the wind to blow them into my neighbor's yard. The choice is easy.

I could rake my leaves, or I could just wait for the wind to blow them into my neighbor’s yard. The choice is easy.

Background image by Tracy Ducasse, http://www.flickr.com/photos/59089068@N00/1218519

You ever see the Addams Family movie, when they play Wake the Dead? I think that's what my kids are doing at 7 AM every Saturday.

You ever see the Addams Family movie, when they play Wake the Dead? I think that’s what my kids are doing at 7 AM every Saturday.