Dan's Funny Shirts that Nobody Buys

Dan of the Day Revolution Shirt

$14.95

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

$16.95

Kid Monkey Robot Shirt

$16.95

I wasn't worried about caloric intake until I found out it's actually not part of a car engine.

I wasn’t worried about caloric intake until I found out it’s actually not part of a car engine.

Background image deriv. of Ahmad Ziyad Maricar, http://www.flickr.com/photos/88758808@N00/527844080/

Your secret stash of candy is not as secret as you think. Also, it is now smaller than you think.

Your secret stash of candy is not as secret as you think. Also, it is now smaller than you think.

Background image deriv. of normanack, https://www.flickr.com/photos/29278394@N00/59538977/

Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake.

Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake.

Background image by Tela Chhe, https://www.flickr.com/photos/telachhe/2956539243/