Dan's Funny Shirts that Nobody Buys

Kid Monkey Robot Shirt

$16.95

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

$16.95

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95

When people say, "Down the hatch!" before taking a drink, you have to wonder about their internal anatomy.

When people say, “Down the hatch!” before taking a drink, you have to wonder about their internal anatomy.

Background image by Vinod Shankar, https://www.flickr.com/photos/shankarvinod/7920558736/

December 16th, 2014
My book of funny thoughts makes a great Christmas gift, but time is running out to get one in time! Order a copy or two of Zombies Love Pizza from CreateSpace or Amazon today!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

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An endorsement from an adorable source:

A promo video shot by an adorable 9-year-old (yes, that’s her snickering at the end):