Have you heard of this new form of torture?
Mostare technically really reodorants.
When lovers die in the moviesbut when you kill them in real life it’s just murder.
Owners make cats wear a bell so they can’t sneak up and kill things. So if ahere’s some advice: stay away from that cow.
I think I might developif I stopped pretending to only speak Swedish or at least learned some actual Swedish and moved to Sweden.
Instead ofthe verb “to waffle” should mean “to be awesome like waffles are.”
Never play cards with cheatgrass. As you may have guessed from the name, it is a plant andhow.
My kid told me if you eat a 50-year-oldI don’t know where she hears this stuff, or why she knows so much more than me.
If I had been more honest about myI would have named this Dan of the Week.