New Random Thought Link

March 9th, 2010

Check out my new Random Thought link, which will pull up a random Dan of the Day! It’s a great way to discover old thoughts you may have missed. There’s a Random Thought button in the left column, and a link in the navigation section at the top and/or bottom of each post.

Try it out: Random Thought

Please click “Like” for your favorites. I like to know which ones people like best.

3.8.2010

I haven’t lost my mind, I just put it away because it can’t handle what’s about to happen.

3.5.2010

Mary Poppins had a bag of holding.

Mary Poppins Bag of Holding

3.4.2010

We would probably win a lot more sales if we had corporate cheerleaders.

3.3.2010

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why am I talking to inanimate objects again?

Snow White Talking to the Mirror

3.2.2010

My rental required a “nonrefundable pet deposit.” Shouldn’t that say, “fee?”

3.1.2010

Pardon my French, but je fais semblant de jurer.

2.26.2010

If you’re ever in my neck of the woods, get out! You’re choking me!

2.25.2010

Why do yourself what you can teach a kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

Kid Robot Monkey

Deriv. of http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikebaird/2684036746/

2.24.2010

I know the hand sock was invented a long time ago, but I made one with spots for each individual digit. I call it the finger sock.