March 9th, 2010
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I haven’t lost my mind, I just put it away because it can’t handle what’s about to happen.
Mary Poppins had a bag of holding.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why am I talking to inanimate objects again?
My rental required a “nonrefundable pet deposit.” Shouldn’t that say, “fee?”
If you’re ever in my neck of the woods, get out! You’re choking me!
Why do yourself what you can teach a kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?
Deriv. of http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikebaird/2684036746/
I know the hand sock was invented a long time ago, but I made one with spots for each individual digit. I call it the finger sock.
Image from http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Socksnake.jpg
Image from http://www.flickr.com/photos/devnull/101359464/