Electronic devices should fly when you put them in airplane mode.
Plot twist: Skynyrd’s Free Bird, but it’s actually about a promotion at a pet shop.
I could rake my leaves, or I could just wait for the wind to blow them into my neighbor’s yard. The choice is easy.
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The nice thing about Halloween is you can convince people that all the cobwebs around your porch are actually a decoration.
I hate it when people take me for granite. I am not a statue.
You ever see the Addams Family movie, when they play Wake the Dead? I think that’s what my kids are doing at 7 AM every Saturday.
Nevermore? Real ravens never quoth anything except squawk! squawk! squawk!
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Really, Google? Those are your suggestions?
We have a bribery problem around here. No one seems to think I’m important enough to bribe.